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Bubba Had Shingles For those of us who spend too much time in a doctor's office should appreciate this! Doesn't it seem that more and more that physicians are running their practices like an assembly line? Here's what happened to Bubba: Bubba walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles". So she wrote down his name, address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles". So she wrote down his height, weight, a complete medical history and told Bubba to wait in the examining room. Over half an hour later, a nurse came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles". So the nurse gave Bubba a blood test, a blood pressure test, an electrocardiogram and told Bubba to take off all his clothes and wait for the doctor. An hour later the doctor came in and asked Bubba what he had. Bubba said, "Shingles". The doctor asked, Where? Bubba said, "Outside on the truck. Where do you want them??"